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July 29
According to my extensive Google Analytics research, 1/3 of Americans do not know how to spell “disappointing”.
According to my extensive Google Analytics research, 1/3 of Americans do not know how to spell “disappointing”.
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June 19

More Google Analytics Fun

As you may know if you follow my tumblr, one of my favorite things on the internet is Google Analytics, especially the keyword searches that tell me what keyword brought people to my site through a search engine. Every so often I get a really good one, like this one:

I’m not sure what reason anybody would have for googling “hamster infestation” but I had to find out, so I decided to try it out for myself and sure enough:

Second result, baby! Now if this doesn’t drive my traffic through the roof, I don’t know what will.

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May 19

More Google Analytics Fun

This is from my other site www.gay-babies.com. I like to imagine this as some poor little granny who was searching the internet for funny pictures of cute babies.
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May 11

Google Analytics fun

This person must have been so disappointed


If you are the person who searched the internet for “babies beasiality” you need to take a good hard look in the mirror… and the dictionary to learn how to spell “beastiality”.

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