Second attempt. You can tell he’s a doctor because he’s wearing a lab coat and holding a clipboard.

Also, if you can read my terrible handwriting you get a prize*!

*The prize is a joke that’s probably been done before, but has been in my head for a while and I wanted to at least try to draw something.

Edit: If I could figure out how to put in mouse-over text (my favorite part of a lot of webcomics) it would read “…gasping for air.”

This is also happens with knives, I’ve found out tonight.

Also, this counts as my GPOYW.

I was having a conversation with someone recently and the subject of what not to say to people with epilepsy came up. I had to seize the opportunity to repost this.

I actually have a phobia of people with a phobia of phobias. So posting this was really hard for me. I’m still a little scared.

This comic explores the themes of psychosis and existential abandonment issues. Also, guns. KAPLOWEE!

Why do bad things always happen to good Hitlers? It’s just not fair!

Sometimes laughter is the best medicine. This is not one of those times.

This was my first comic ever and probably my favorite.

Click through for a slightly more readable version.

There is a 2.3e-9 (.00000023%) chance of an asteroid hitting the Earth in 2009 and destroying the world. There is 2.4e-9 chance of werezompire apocalypse in 2009. I like those odds.

As per Ean’s request.

Grammar jokes: One step above puns.

I was recently reminded of the time when I used to attempt to draw comics. Damn, I was funny!

I might start reposting more of these.

Okay… that was pretty bad, but I have to do all the bad ones before I can get back to making semi-humorous comics. I’ve got one featuring doctors and S&M that you won’t want to miss.

It turns out the first guy was allergic to hives. They both died within 2 hours.

His sin was not getting up when his wife got up to go to the bathroom, that’s just rude…

Note: If you have not seen “Se7en” you probably do not get this comic. If you have seen “Se7en” you probably saw it coming. Now that’s what I call a well-constructed joke!