I haven’t posted a MPTM in a while, but this one was too good to pass up.
Suck it, Martin Luther King, Jr.!
MPTM: Fuckyeahpostsecret edition
Okay, so I kind of lost interest in these, but this one’s good. I am apparently more popular than (look at the numbers, Marino!) a blog that is strictly for people who don’t realize postsecret.tumblr.com exists. Oh wait, you can email your text secrets to some dude who’ll post them there, because there’s no site like that anywhere on Tumblr.
Suck it, FYPS!
It’s not Monday, but I needed to share this.
Apparently I’m more popular than bearcubwoofstuff (NSFW). A blog that apparently specializes in Bears. Not the animals. The big, burly gay men. I’m not sure how I feel about this.
This was the most SFW picture I could find.
I would say “suck it,” but I’m pretty sure that’s not necessary.
Also, I just realized I can use this to mock the Chicago Bears. For example: “I’m not sure why the Chicago would want Jay Cutler. The dude can’t even grow a beard, let alone chest hair.”
MPTM: Whoops, almost forgot Edition
Hey why don’t you “stopnstare” at how awesome I am?!
Suck it, stopnstare!
MPTM: jasmineexplainsitall edition
Hey Jasmine, why don’t you explain why you suck so hard?
Suck it, Jasmine!
MPTM: calistascreams editon
Hey Calista, in Tumblr, nobody can hear you scream… unless you make it an audio post, but still, nobody cares.
Suck it, Calista.
MPTM: davidbowie Edition
Dear person who runs davidbowie.tumblr.com,
David Bowie is very disappointed in you
Suck it,
Matt Gorman
MPTM: fuckyeahthings edition
So I’m more popular than Kobe Bryant and cheesecake, one thing I hate and one thing I love. I’ll let you guess which one I hate and which one I love.
Hint: This is one of my favorite songs.
MPTM: abirdinyourhand Edition
Looks like my blog is worth at least, like, three birds in your bush.
Suck it, hand-birds!
MPTM: fuckyeahferris Edition
Yeah, that’s right, I’m more popular than Ferris Beuller, main character of one of the most popular movies of our generation. I don’t know what to say… except SUCK IT, FERRIS!
(Note: I realize being more popular than “fuckyeah” tumblrs is pretty easy, but felt like being lazy. I promise a good one next week)
MPTM: artworkofkatiebarron Edition
Hey Katie Barron, nice artwork that you’ve been working on for years and pouring your heart and soul into. Now when your family asks you about your art career at Thanksgiving dinner, you can assure them that you’re not wasting your life and going to end up on the street drawing caricatures on the boardwalk for crack because your artwork is very popular online and you’ll be selling drawings left and right in no time. In fact, your artwork is almost as popular as some random dude from Colorado who only blogs about being more popular than other people. It’s all very meta, and he’s quite a looker too… I forget where I was going with this… oh yeah, suck it, Katie Barron!
For serious though, pretty cool stuff.
