rosa—sparks:

According to his Facebook profile, he also claims that his activities are, 

‘Being black’.

So. To recap, he’s an aspiring rapist jokey type who enjoys ‘being black’.

Yay! What a catch! He must make his mother proud.

Swoon.

He’s obviously transethnic. Your cis-ethnic privilege is showing.

bestrooftalkever:

I do believe this is what they call “relevant.” 

Okay.

It was originally 5-5-5

apieceofmine:

no it’s not, it’s Frank

Obviously that’s his middle name. Lieutenant Frank Columbo. Duh.

notesfromthestall:

Smellyphant.

(via bathroomwallphilosophy)

thecountessofclockwise:

squeetothegee:

thegeniuswaitress:

sageoflogic:

fuckyeahchoice:

alwaystaystrongg:

pro life <3 

That is a baby. Something that abortion does not affect. Other than allowing people to have children when they are ready to take care of them or allow people to take care of the children they already have. 

“From: God”
Further proof that the entire “pro-life” agenda is just another pathetic attempt to legislate religion 

Dear God,
I said I wanted an Ikea gift card and a plasma tv. RUDE.
Fuck you,
Augusta 

A Gift From God, eh?

Oh god. Next time go with the gift certificate, okay? You know the return policy for babies suuuuuuuuucks.

Man, God really sucks at gift-giving. First the floods, then famine, locusts, frogs, the death of every firstborn, then hurricanes, and now a baby? Wtf am I gonna do with a baby? It can’t even read.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, anon. I haven’t even made one post containing the word Pottermore. This Tumblr search proves it.

Shawn Marion is just terrible at basketball.

joehumphrey:

toey50:

mattgorman:

joehumphrey:

… so? He was a republican after all. 

You cannot make an effective quote picture by using a terrible, tiny, unreadable font.

 So I posted this in part because Lincoln is a great American president. In the top five no doubt. I posted it because I follow this communist kid that kind of annoys me with his foolish pro red quotes and posts, but mostly because I believe in what Lincoln is saying here. A little piece of me wanted this quote to piss people off a little bit. I thank you sir that you are aggravated because I know I did something right. However, you are mad about the font of the post. Let me repeat. The FONT. Are you the biggest hipster douche on Tumblr? or are you just trying to be? I hope this is a sick joke. Yes I’m a little mad. Mostly a little confused. However sir if the font annoys you maybe you should remake it yourself and repost it instead of just displaying on tumblr for all to see how monumental a critic of font you are. In fact I think it was effective since you reblogged.

Well, if your point was to annoy people, you’ve certainly made it. Good job.

My favorite part is “I made this in part to piss people off. Now I’m pissed off because I don’t like what somebody said about it”

xkcdexplained:

Fuck this I’m done.

I’ll let a YouTube commenter explain this video:

I think that anyone who finds this clip funny must be insane.I feel sorry for people that laughed at this they need help.I can honestly say this is the sickest thing I have ever seen.The people that did this should be banned from keeping animals for life and sent to jail.I heard that one of the kittens died, I hope the other kitten gets rescued.I hope these people get treated the same way that the woman who dumped Lola the cat in a wheelie bin does,they are worse than her.

genderbitch:

Maybe if they stopped trying to screw in incompatible bulbs by hanging around them awkwardly for years, complaining about everyone who screws in lightbulbs constantly and just demanding it screw itself in for them passive aggressively because of how nice they are, we might actually know that answer.

rosasparks:

ctrain:

Does anyone write like a female author or are the only writers worth noting men?

SAY WORD.

I was wondering this too, but I found out they at least have Jane Austen in there (I only got it to say it by putting in Jane Austen quotes), so obviously it’s not sexist.