Set your phasers to “creep.”
Hamm. Hamm and water.
I know Jersey Shore is over and this has already been done before, but I don’t care.
That guido dance montage was the best moment in television history
I need that on an infinite loop playing on my eyelids.
I’m a little worried about season 3 of True Blood, because I know every time I hear Sookie, I’m going to think of Snooki.
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| — | I love my friends. |
I think my true calling is designing those little Flash game ads
This one is “Punch The Situation, Get a Free iPod”
I think my crotch is sticking out… I’m not trash, unless I drink too much
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| — | Schnookers is on fire tonight |
How old are these girls?
They’re always talking about their parents… also, why is nobody ever in these clubs?
(via fuckyeahjerseyshore)
“I came home from the club for water…….and ham.
It’s so watery… yet there’s a smack of ham to it!
