This Year's Masterpiece

67-0

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:03:45 -0700

mattgorman:

Does this even count as a rivalry anymore?

Ouch. I didn’t know it was that bad. Yeah, we should probably get rid of the rivalry. Free stadium bathroom sex for all!

To be fair, it wasn’t as bad today (12-0) as it was last year (55-0), but when a team doesn’t score a point on the other in over two years it can hardly be called a rivalry. And speaking of bathroom sex, that incident is still rocking one small Iowa town, or rather one reporter from a Minnesota newspaper.

kevinslane: robantha: (via Amir Blumenfeld) Lin-Manuel Miranda...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:56:09 -0700

kevinslane:

robantha:

(via Amir Blumenfeld)

Lin-Manuel Miranda performing his Alexander Hamilton rap in front of President Obama.

I am consistently impressed by this man.
In all seriousness, if you don’t watch any other video today, watch this one.

67-0

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:18:58 -0700

Does this even count as a rivalry anymore?

afghanibanani: tragos: mumblelard: wolverine turnovers via...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:17:30 -0700

afghanibanani:

tragos:

mumblelard:

wolverine turnovers

via library.osu.edu

Do you see it everyone? Right there before you? The evil? The pure, unadulterated evil of Buckeye fandom?

I will post this right-side up straight through the teens, the upcoming decade of Wolverine dominance (post Rodriguez firing).

“Carpe…. carpe…. carpe diem, boys. Sieeeze the daaaaay. Make your lives extraordinary…”

This is the only way Michigan can get W’s.

Minnesota's offense is setting a new record for redzone futility

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:44:53 -0700

Previously held by Iowa.

Oh there was this one from the OSU game that I forgot

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:58:25 -0700

Referring to Reilly Reiff committing multiple penalties: “Looks like he’s got case of the Reiffer Madness.”

Phrases I would like to hear more of in College Football

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:32:00 -0700

He was just Forcier-d to get rid of that ball.
He just got Angerer…er
The defense just got McNutted on.
Basically any terrible name-based pun.

Edit: I forgot any reference to a reception or interception as a “snatch”

Add "that's why he's a DB" to the list of phrases I hate

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:25:09 -0700

No, that actually isn’t why he’s a DB. He’s probably a DB because he can’t run routes or maybe he even wanted to be a DB because he likes hitting people. Also, in case you weren’t aware of it, WR’s drop (a lot more catchable) balls too (I’m looking at you, Trey Stross), is that why they’re WR’s?

Saying “that’s why he’s a DB” when a cornerback or safety drops a pass is the broadcaster equivalent of saying “that’s why I’m not a basketball player” when you attempt to throw a crumpled piece of paper into a trashcan and miss.

0 for 2 on trick plays

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:08:00 -0700

Hey Brewster, maybe you should stick to… not coaching ever again.

Iowa and Minnesota are so evenly matched

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:01:32 -0700

Both offenses really know how to make the least out of the opportunities the defenses give them.

Wings - Love Take Me Down (To The Streets) Role Models was...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:37:00 -0700

Wings - Love Take Me Down (To The Streets)

Role Models was really really funny.

Support our troops, give them puppies.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:29:42 -0700

Support our troops, give them puppies.

Photo

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:59:00 -0700

Seriously, come get your cat, this thing is mean. via

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:16:02 -0700

Seriously, come get your cat, this thing is mean.

via

Jane Lynch is in Role Models

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:03:46 -0700

This movie is awesome already.

shadeofgrey: I will leave you with something that is DEFINITELY...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:00:46 -0700

shadeofgrey:

I will leave you with something that is DEFINITELY cute. Night Tumblrs!

This is one of my favorite puppies ever.

passthemike: This is your brain This is your brain on drugs Any questions? “I want the...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:46:35 -0700

passthemike:

This is your brain

This is your brain on drugs

Any questions?

“I want the stuff that makes eggs look like brains”

Apparently college basketball season has started

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:07:20 -0700

And so begins another few months of seeing scores on the ESPN ticker and thinking “wow, what a crazy upset!” only to realize it’s women’s basketball scores.

Puscifer - The Undertaker For those unfamiliar.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:02:26 -0700

Puscifer - The Undertaker

For those unfamiliar.

I am very disappointed in myself

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:58:00 -0700

I just found out that Puscifer (Maynard James Keenan) is playing right now in Denver. Tickets were pretty expensive, but I would have gladly paid $50 I don’t have to see Maynard. Instead I’m sitting at home alone eating pizza and watching terrible College Football.