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Something that is so stupid, but yet would really make me laugh

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:54:38 -0500

If there was a Canadian band called Modest Moose.

Cloud Cult - Lucky Today This song never fails to put me in a...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:08:23 -0500

Cloud Cult - Lucky Today

This song never fails to put me in a good mood.

Saddest music video ever. Also awesome song.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:53:16 -0500

Saddest music video ever. Also awesome song.

This is Charles. He lives above the toilet in my basement...

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:36:55 -0500

This is Charles. He lives above the toilet in my basement bathroom. And even though he is big and creepy-looking and I hate spiders, I have not killed him because I respect him too much.

Something just reminded me of this video and I had to go back...

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:38:14 -0500

Something just reminded me of this video and I had to go back and watch it a few more times. This is without a doubt the best thing I have ever seen on the internet.

Unpublished Ledges

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:17:00 -0500

I sent in a couple Ledges a while ago, but it was right after the flood and I think the school’s email server was down so they never got published. And since I no longer attend the University of Iowa, I don’t think I’m allowed to submit Ledges anymore so they never will be published.

15 City names that should probably be rethought

Californ, IA

An, AL

Hard, ON

Blow, ME

Fuc, KS

Ebo, LA

Uh, OH

Ma And, PA

Pa And, MA

O, WI

Ron, CO

Bone, OR

I’m Going to Need to See Some, ID

We’re Going to Need Some, KY

Iowa City, CA

Matt Gorman is pretty sure at least two of these actually exist.

Items at the One-ups-man’s Store

Triple Stuf Oreos

Triple Edged Swords

7-Hour Energy

Coke Negative 1

Reheated Hot Cakes

Double Sliced Bread

Threefried Beans

Triple-breasted suits

Quadruplemint gum

e^3 Lithium batteries

2010 calendars

Beer-31 Light

Conjoined triplets

Matt Gorman stretched that joke about as far as it could go.

gay-babies: Another classic gay-baby

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:04:32 -0500

gay-babies:

Another classic gay-baby

While we may mourn, somewhere a 7'6" woman is secretly celebrating

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:26:24 -0500

While we may mourn, somewhere a 7'6" woman is secretly celebrating

Matt Gorman: Taking stupid stuff I write on my tumblr and posting it as a CH article since a few months ago or something.

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:35:35 -0500

Matt Gorman: Taking stupid stuff I write on my tumblr and posting it as a CH article since a few months ago or something.

How Nigerian student fraternities turned into powerful and well-armed gangs

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:44:55 -0500

How Nigerian student fraternities turned into powerful and well-armed gangs:

whatson:

cameronr:

This is an incredible article.

In the 90s, Nigerian military leaders provided these once run-of-the-mill fraternities with money and guns to suppress pro-democracy, leftist, student unions. In return, they’re paid, they’re able to threaten their teachers into giving them passing grades, and when they leave university they’re often hooked up with good jobs through a network of gang alumni. An okay deal when an unemployed and impoverished future is looking pretty likely, with or without graduating university

So what’s wrong with a few students trying to get ahead in life by blowing up their professors’ cars or kidnapping their kids just to pass a class? Well, the foresight that these West African military leaders are usually known for somehow lapsed when they decided to hook up a bunch of different confraternities with the scrill and drill. Now they’ve turned against each other, resulting in auditoriums of their peers getting shot the fuck up in gang wars while trying to write their Econ final.

This is nuts.

New Term

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:17:59 -0500

Phantom step
When you get to the bottom of a dark staircase and take a step thinking there’s another step when there’s not (can also describe the same phenomena at the top of the staircase).

gay-babies: Since my hard drive crashed and I lost all my...

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:03:24 -0500

gay-babies:

Since my hard drive crashed and I lost all my gay-baby pictures, I decided to dust of some gay-baby classics for the next week or so. Enjoy.

"Meh, I’ve had gayer"

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:12:20 -0500

““Meh, I’ve had gayer””

- What I would say if I ever had sex with a guy.

Photo

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:40:21 -0500

whatson: tuneage: The Walkmen - “Canadian Girl” This song, off...

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:48:20 -0500

whatson:

tuneage:

The Walkmen - “Canadian Girl”

This song, off the band’s album You & Me, is a delightful gem of everything you’ve loved The Walkmen for: the yearning, the ever-so-slightly nasally voice, the melodramatic instrumentation. And while You & Me is slated for release on August 19th, you can buy the whole album early on Amie Street for $5 and the proceeds will go to Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center. Just when you thought The Walkmen couldn’t get more fabulous…

Dick move, Army

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:36:50 -0500

Dick move, Army: As a Lions fan and somebody with two brothers in the Army, this offends me. I don’t condone refusal to fulfill contractual obligations, but this is completely different, they basically changed their policy and pulled the rug out from under him because they wanted the publicity from draft day without having to actually give up a soldier. This bad publicity will probably end up hurting them a lot more in the long run than losing one 2nd. Lt.

Neato.

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:54:54 -0500

Neato.

The Two Ugliest Men in Hollywood Team Up to Fight the Nazi Scourge With Their Ugly Sticks

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:53:02 -0500

The Two Ugliest Men in Hollywood Team Up to Fight the Nazi Scourge With Their Ugly Sticks: (via rickyv)

This is probably the peak (or rock bottom, depending on how you...

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:14:47 -0500

This is probably the peak (or rock bottom, depending on how you look at it) of 90s pop culture, MC Hammer and Ninja Turtles. Can it get any better?!

fuckmetothis.muxtape.com

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:35:30 -0500

fuckmetothis.muxtape.com:

thomasmurray:

amandalynferri:

(via theregoeseasyrider)

I really hope someone gets rad to this muxtape. Totally perfect for getting your V-Card punched.

Product of ACoCH, bitches.

I’m so proud to have been a part of this, but I can’t help but think that I wouldn’t have the ability to get through the whole thing, I mean the 50 minute run-time is definitely doable, but I don’t think I could sustain an erection while listening to Celine Dion.