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</description><title>This Year's Masterpiece</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mattgorman)</generator><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Oooh, I see I missed an internet fight while I was at work</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have a theory that the internet is like alcohol. People have this false notion that being drunk somehow gives them a pass to be an asshole, but the truth is, if you’re an asshole when you’re drunk, it’s not because you’re drunk. It’s because you’re an asshole.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236742329</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236742329</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:43:22 -0700</pubDate><category>You get 'em Hammerito/Rickahh</category></item><item><title>j0e:

Ausum grahammers, lady.

She spelled Amurrca wrong.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrodelAE11qz8kloo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://j0e.tumblr.com/post/236479455/ausum-grahammers-lady" target="_blank"&gt;j0e&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ausum grahammers, lady.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She spelled Amurrca wrong.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236722133</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236722133</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:18:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>i have so much to say about the shitshow that the democratic system has become in the last few days. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sparkleneelysparkle.tumblr.com/post/236593870/i-have-so-much-to-say-about-the-shitshow-that-the" target="_blank"&gt;sparkleneelysparkle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;but right now i am just disappointed in people…in Americans. when did we become so selfish? i know i talk about how i hate people all the time and my general tone would lead you to believe that i dont really have faith in basic human decency but…between repeatedly denying all those people who love one another to get married and spend their lives together and now this bullshit with abortion and health care? who are these people who are barring these rights from their fellow citizens?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i mean, FUCK!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually, America has quite a rich history of denying rights to their fellow citizens. It’s not that we’ve become more selfish, it’s that (hopefully) we’re slowly becoming less selfish.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236716823</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236716823</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:12:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Cat Power - (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
Today seems like...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/236310374/tumblr_ksre7arigM1qz9xj5&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cat Power &lt;/b&gt;- (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today seems like a good day to listen to Cat Power and be sad about stuff.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236310374</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236310374</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:54:46 -0700</pubDate><category>Music</category><category>Cat Power</category><category>Cover</category><category>WAHHHHH!</category></item><item><title>Pencilvania</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It all makes sense now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236252563</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236252563</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:38:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Epiphany</category><category>Whoa.</category></item><item><title>I think I’m gonna jump on the Purdue bandwagon</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr9yyMgHV1qz9xj5o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think I’m gonna jump on the Purdue bandwagon&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236240951</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236240951</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:23:22 -0700</pubDate><category>JK</category><category>MORE LIKE PURDON'T!</category><category>AMIRITE</category></item><item><title>three50eight:

I hear ya @mattgorman, I also need a puppy in my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr8yhDuFl1qz7raro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://three50eight.tumblr.com/post/236223868/i-hear-ya-mattgorman-i-also-need-a-puppy-in-my" target="_blank"&gt;three50eight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I hear ya @mattgorman, I also need a puppy in my life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This puppy shares my sadness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236225183</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236225183</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:03:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Not really that sad</category><category>But damn</category><category>Every year Northwestern</category><category>Every year</category></item><item><title>Oh well</title><description>&lt;p&gt;9 wins is still a good season.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236223581</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236223581</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:01:08 -0700</pubDate><category>Capital One Bowl?</category></item><item><title>Apparently it's pass interference to hit a receiver in the back before the ball gets to him</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Okay, that one was actually a good call.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236190605</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236190605</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:17:30 -0700</pubDate><category>Blargh</category></item><item><title>I need a puppy right now.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr4i34xAA1qz9xj5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I need a puppy right now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236151150</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236151150</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:25:15 -0700</pubDate><category>PUPPY!</category><category>Argh</category></item><item><title>So apparently pancake blocks are illegal</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Blargh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236138961</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236138961</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:09:58 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>afghanibanani:

Zhen Zhen

This is so cute it almost soothes my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr3dagncF1qzwuxao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://afghanibanani.tumblr.com/post/236131298/zhen-zhen" target="_blank"&gt;afghanibanani&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Zhen Zhen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is so cute it almost soothes my overwhelming anxiety right now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236134147</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236134147</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:04:06 -0700</pubDate><category>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</category><category>STANZIIIIIIIIIIIIII</category></item><item><title>This is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This is bad&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236123811</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236123811</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:51:24 -0700</pubDate><category>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</category><category>STANZI!!!!!!!</category><category>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</category><category>This is bad</category></item><item><title>McNutts in your face!</title><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236089282</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/236089282</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:07:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Jurassic 5 ft. Nelly Furtado - Thin Line</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235599407/tumblr_ksq0hzzkQx1qz9xj5&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jurassic 5 ft. Nelly Furtado &lt;/b&gt;- Thin Line&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235599407</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235599407</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:01:11 -0700</pubDate><category>Music</category><category>Jurassic 5</category><category>Close to home</category><category>I'm out for the night</category><category>Later Tumblr</category></item><item><title>walex:

mattgorman:

Bob Ross really started to get pretty...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspysjsMpI1qz9xj5o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://walex.tumblr.com/post/235587856/mattgorman-bob-ross-really-started-to-get" target="_blank"&gt;walex&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235568639" target="_blank"&gt;mattgorman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bob Ross really started to get pretty trippy towards the end.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Happy now Gorman??&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That brush is far too broad for the intricate detail of those happy little trees, btw.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have you ever seen the Joy of Painting? That man could paint an atom with a paint roller.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235595683</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235595683</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:56:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Yes</category><category>I am happy now</category></item><item><title>Seriously, did you guys not see the Bob Ross painting Bob Ross painting Bob Ross painting Bob Ross painting Bob Ross painting Bob Ross painting happy little trees?!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;No one appreciates my genius!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235587122</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235587122</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:46:18 -0700</pubDate><category>Hammerito impression</category><category>But seriously</category><category>I think I forgot one</category></item><item><title>Bob Ross really started to get pretty trippy towards the end.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspysjsMpI1qz9xj5o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bob Ross really started to get pretty trippy towards the end.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235568639</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235568639</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:24:19 -0700</pubDate><category>Bob Ross</category><category>Happy little Bob Rosses</category></item><item><title>Fugazi - Waiting Room</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235432570/tumblr_kspr8gYIly1qz9xj5&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fugazi &lt;/b&gt;- Waiting Room&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235432570</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235432570</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:41:04 -0700</pubDate><category>Music</category><category>Fugazi</category></item><item><title>(via letitride)
Screw Michael Jackson, This is It.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnnkv7H2w1qzy09go1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://letitride.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;letitride&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Screw Michael Jackson, &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvAcpkAFeo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;This&lt;/i&gt; is It&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235421133</link><guid>http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/235421133</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:26:44 -0700</pubDate><category>Music</category><category>Ryan Adams</category></item></channel></rss>
