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Clothes are for suckers
I will probably delete this
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GPOYW: This is what I look like about 99% of time I’m not at work Edition.
Nice Holocaust physique. What, are you trying to model cologne for Calvin Klein circa 1992?
what are you doing!? shirtless photos on the internet!!!! OMG
this would have been better if it were a self-portrait taken in front of the bathroom mirror and you had a douchier expression. shucks.
The person who asked repeatedly for nudes (NOT ME) is pleased with this photo (I’m guessing, because it wasn’t me). Just wanted to reiterate that is was not me (it was probably ferociousmopes)
What’s that strange pale thing standing next to you?
You sorta look like Judd Apatow. Sorta