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hammerito:

But I hate Catcher in the Rye with the fire of 10,000 suns.

“Ohhh I’m so saaaaad goddamn it Jiminy Cricket damn hell. I just want to get a hooker to show you the full range of my angst.” Hey, Holden? Go fuck yourself.

If Holden Caufield were a real person, I’d give him a wedgie, dunk his head in a toilet, and poop in his shoes.

I agree, I never really got the appeal of that book. Although it still changed my life. Without reading it, I never would have been able to say “Catcher in the Rye sucks.”

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  1. beckysophia reblogged this from annahinks and added:
    Agreed. Holden’s a jerk. The book was okay, not great. I’ve decided people need obsessions and apparently choose rather...
  2. apresmidi reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Totally agree. It was my ex’s favourite book...try and work out what kind
  3. kusyu-begins reblogged this from ieatcatlitter and added:
    Just read that book a few days back. Either or.
  4. asunlessnight reblogged this from elsabette and added:
    I liked that book.
  5. elsabette reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    my mother are the only two people I’ve found who feel this way (besides myself)
  6. k-troll reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Hate Catcher, Like Nine Stories
  7. atencion reblogged this from skeetshoot
  8. doublejack reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    What size ring do...do you prefer a June or an October wedding?
  9. betternovembers reblogged this from annahinks and added:
    ME ME, I HATE IT. LOATHE IT. And actually, I get called out on GoodReads for my 1-star review of it frequently.
  10. annahinks reblogged this from sognare and added:
    Oh man, I thought I was the only person in the world that hated Catcher in the Rye! I’m so relieved. Hahah.
  11. sognare reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    i’m 99% sure i agree
  12. skeetshoot reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    no, but really; sad, but true, he did. salinger’s entire work is characterized by a sympathetic dislike of all humanity....
  13. hammerito reblogged this from skeetshoot and added:
    He’s a stereotype, but there is no way Salinger intended him as a parody. The book does use authority figures as...
  14. liabolicious reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    THIS. Seriously. If what he thought he would do is pretend to be one...those deaf-mutes,...
  15. skeetshoot reblogged this from kingofalldetectives and added:
    catcher in the rye is satire. holden caulfield is a parody. he is meant to be pathetic. NOBODY LOVES YOU LIKE I LOVE...
  16. julianrose reblogged this from ieatcatlitter and added:
    You read my mind.
  17. abloodymess reblogged this from kingofalldetectives and added:
    you kids and your crazy ideas and make-out parties.
  18. kingofalldetectives reblogged this from whatwhatwhat
  19. ryanwhatttt reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY PHONY...
  20. whatwhatwhat reblogged this from hammerito
  21. tomorrowonlyknows reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    I’ve never read Catcher in the Rye. And I’m ok with that.
  22. mashedpotatoburrito reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Agreed. Here is where...always do, Frank Portman’s awesome debut, King Dork. Oddly enough,...
  23. jesussavesispendd reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    0_0  someone who shares...hatred for Cather In The Rye as
  24. mattgorman reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    agree, I never really got...that book. Although...still...
  25. ashleycanvogue reblogged this from hammerito
  26. ieatcatlitter reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    that fucking book too.
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