This Year's Masterpiece, One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.

One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.

bertwins:

This is a dumblaw for my good ol’ city of Riverside.

You know damn well what I’m doing tomorrow.

Well, in my old college town of Champaign, IL, it is illegal to pee in your neighbor’s mouth.

I wish i was making this up.

That’s not illegal everywhere?! BRB visiting my neighbor.

Edit: the only good one for Colorado was “The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.” The rest were actually pretty reasonable.

catchstars reblogged this from jheath and added:

damn, just what i’ve always wanted to do! (carry lunch down the street, that is.)
mattgorman reblogged this from jheath and added:

That’s not illegal everywhere?! BRB visiting my neighbor. the only good one for Colorado was “The dog catcher must...
bertwins reblogged this from godofpizza and added:

1 o’clock? Yes.
jheath reblogged this from bertwins and added:

old college town...Champaign, IL, it is illegal to pee in your neighbor’s mouth. I wish i...
godofpizza reblogged this from bertwins and added:

carrying a lunch down the street between the hours...11 and 1 o’clock?
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