katieparks:

i am waiting for allie to get here so we can get ready for the drive/photoshoot. i don’t understand tumblarity except that i think in order to get a larger number you have to blog a shit ton about nothing, right? is that the point? i am going to blog about everything until i get at least 100. let’s see how long it takes for you all to stop following me or for all of your friends to start following me.

There really isn’t any sort of rhyme or reason to Tumblarity. Your best bet is to sacrifice a goat to the Tumblr Gods, which I believe appear to us in the form of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. If you can find me a video of that scene, I’ll reblog everything you post.