This Year's Masterpiece
Michael Jackson died, it's all sad blah blah blah, what I really want to know...

…is what’s gonna happen to the rights to all the Beatles songs he owns. I hope they go to an adult film company so they can make Beatles-themed films like Why Don’t We Do it in the Road?, Here Comes The Son, and The Continuing Story Of Bumhole Bill… I could go on, but I won’t. Partly because I know that’s not how it works and partly because I think I just ruined every Beatles song for myself.

  1. mattgorman posted this
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