This Year's Masterpiece
Bricks will be excreted.
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Bricks will be excreted.

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Puppy > finger

Puppy > finger

CSI:Kremlin

fittythebone:

not-ean:

I found these photos of Vladimir Putin that I think embodies Horatio Crane’s charisma. I planned to make a CSI:Miami style meme, but a) I’m not funny and b) I’m lazy.

Done and done

EPIC

My good friend Samuel the Drain Technician was in town to talk about his specialty: plumbing taxes!

This would have been exceedingly entertaining.

BFFs
Okay, it's over.

Thus concludes my new weekly feature: Matt Live-Blogs Some Random TV Show

january20:

So Gorman, are all these posts just notes for your History of Science course?

Yes, I’ll be focusing on Science in the 28th Century.

Apparently they don't have the technology to make phasers yet either

Our space marines are currently woefully under-equipped.

They went to great lengths to explain how there's no sound in space

And to show what “a real space battle would look and sound like.” And they show a cliche space battle with a bunch of laser sounds.

Trailer for Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil

This looks pretty good.

(via Filmdrunk)

Now they're talking about bombing the moon

Finally, something we actually did!

I'm pretty sure this show just takes made-up stuff from sci-fi movies and pretends they're real

jheath:

kborin:

mattgorman:

Cloaking devices (Star Trek), Gamma Rays (Fantastic Four), and now EMPs (The Matrix). Do you really think I’m that stupid, History Channel?

EMPs are actually a real thing just fyi

yeah, so are gamma rays, genius

I was referring to gamma rays in the context of mutating astronauts like they were talking about.

But would that gun be enough to destroy an alien civilization before it destroyed Earth?!
I think we may be getting a little ahead of ourselves here
I'm pretty sure this show just takes made-up stuff from sci-fi movies and pretends they're real

kborin:

mattgorman:

Cloaking devices (Star Trek), Gamma Rays (Fantastic Four), and now EMPs (The Matrix). Do you really think I’m that stupid, History Channel?

EMPs are actually a real thing just fyi

What’s even real these days? Maybe they just exist inside the Matrix.

There is no spoon.

I'm pretty sure this show just takes made-up stuff from sci-fi movies and pretends they're real

Cloaking devices (Star Trek), Gamma Rays (Fantastic Four), and now EMPs (The Matrix). Do you really think I’m that stupid, History Channel?