GPOYW: I’m on a boat mountain edition.

I’ve decided I’m going to be using heroin strikethrough a lot more now. Get fucked excited, Tumblr!

frictionlesssuperfeet:

Run, Ronnie, Run is one of my favorite movies, and this scene is one of my favorite comedy scenes (right up there with the steam roller scene in Austin Powers) of all time, largely because Mandy Patinkin has the voice of a fucking angel. An angel whose father was killed by a six-fingered man.

Thank you for reminding me how amazing Run, Ronnie, Run is. And the steam roller scene is perhaps the only thing I remember ever being funny in any Mike Myers movie (with the exception of the Waynes Worlds).

adamhrabik:

(via not-ean)

Do they not realize that the majority of Nickelback hate spawned in the Internet?

No, they just know that the type of people who use IE are the same the type of people who listen to Nickelback.

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

When I see baby animals with giant heads and little bodies I think two things.

1. How does its itty bitty neck support that?
2. AWWWWWW

Don’t act like you don’t do the same.

(via)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

menstrom:

Today’s edition of “What Matt does at work”: The new Akron football stadium

I really hope you had nothing to do with the choice of field turf. Alternating shades of green is the worst thing to happen to college football since Brent Musburger.

jennifermorris:

Ra Ra Riot - Too Too Too Fast

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Tonight, I was randomly reminded of the awesomeness that was Kid Nation.

“Bill Gates has so much money. He made Microsoft, nobody complained about that!”

“Of course nobody complained about that…”

Also, these hilarious Morning After articles.

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted this video before but I’m doing it again for a couple reasons:

1. I’m going to see Ra Ra Riot with Death Cab and Andrew Bird at Red Rocks in two weeks.

2. I thought I would submit this to thesaddestsong because it’s a song about dying and this video makes it even sadder.

SPECIAL BONUS FUN FACT: This video is directed by, among others, Nicholas Gurewitch of Perry Bible Fellowship/being Dan Gurewitch’s cousin/brother? fame.

SPECIAL BONUS SAD FACT: Ra Ra Riot’s original drummer died in 2007 before their first major label release. Which adds another level of sadness and irony to this song.

thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day, Too: “IOWA: Cooler than California since 2009” by Abby Miller.

Trufax.

[buy.]

Need.

welcometothisblogbitch:

We had already started working on this T-shirt idea before Gorman courteously alerted me to the fact that the first part already exists. FML

Now this is the Chasino brilliance I expected the first time. Nicely done.

welcometothisblogbitch:

Sometimes, questions answer themselves.

I’d prefer all Jacksons to be fully covered, otherwise Janet might get in trouble again.