This Year's Masterpiece
I'm so bad at phone etiqeutte

So hypothetical situation: you ask someone for a favor to give you something and they say they’ll do it, but they’ll call you when you can pick it up and then 5 hours go by and you don’t get a call, but you said any time was fine and they’re doing you a favor so you can’t be too demanding, but when you get it kind of decides your plans for the night, so you kind of need to know now, also this person is your boss, is it appropriate to call them again?

Success!

Although getting the mail is always a chore because my roommate pretty much has the exact same name as me so I have to actually read the whole names on all the letters to see what is for me. I’m exhausted from all this reading.

I think I'm going to venture out of my apartment to get the mail.

Wish me luck.

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Atmosphere - Reflections


You look like you were built for me
You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came
And that’s a Lifter Puller line for those with out any game

Fun Fact, Slug appears on Lifter Puller’s Math is Money. It’s a rather unspectacular guest appearance, but it’s still kinda cool. Also, “You kiss like you already came,
And that’s a Lifter Puller line for those with out any game”
is one of my favorite Atmosphere lines.

I always wondered if one of my favorite Atmosphere songs, Lifter Puller, was an homage to Lifter Puller. I guess this answers that. I suppose reading their Wikipedia page would have answered it too.

january20:

It’s the 2000’s, ‘the aughts’ just sounds stupid (I’m looking at you BBC.com).

2000’s refers to a whole century, stick with the 00’s (pronounced “the ohs”).

You’re gonna wanna bookmark this for future use.

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I just want you to know that I use your streampad like a radio sometimes. Rad music is rad.

Thanks! It’s great to know that people have the same taste in music as me. I like a wide variety and I try to post some of everything on my Tumblr because I love discovering and sharing new music. I like to think that if you enjoy nothing else about my blog (which describes a lot of people), at least appreciate the music.

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Bright Eyes - Blue Christmas

There may be other songs on the Bright Eyes Christmas Album, but I refuse to believe they exist.

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Why do you call yourself “Goroman” when really your name is “Gorman”? Also, if one train leaves Chicago traveling due south at 80mph and another train leaves Santa Fe traveling due east at 93 mph, why do people always ask hypothetical questions about trains? by kmarino

How do you know my name is really “Gorman”? It could just be a pseudonym I made up for the Internet.

And I think people ask those questions about trains because they tend to travel long distances at pretty constant speeds (although they usually don’t go 80+ mph) over the land, whereas a similar question involving automobiles or airplanes would have to take other factors into account.

Cut off your dick or both arms?

Might as well do all three. If I’m gonna go, I go all out.

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My Top 10 Months of 2009
  1. May
  2. July
  3. June
  4. April
  5. March
  6. August
  7. September
  8. December
  9. October
  10. November

Honorable Mentions: January, February

Really, Firefox?

Really, Firefox?

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If you were to make me dinner right now, what would you make? Please? I’m kind of hungry.

Hmmm, well I don’t have any food in my apartment right now, so I’d probably heat you up some tomato vegetable soup I made the other day.

If I had any ingredients I wanted I’d probably make you either masa-crusted tilapia with a red-pepper cream sauce and some zucchini and broccoli or a pan-seared New York Strip with spicy onion rings, garlic mashed potatoes and a chipotle butter sauce. And cheesecake for dessert.

It is impressive! Love love love your face. Like. orgasmic. by gescapes

Well thank you. I’m very flattered. That’s probably the best compliment I’ve ever gotten on my face.

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David Byrne vacations in Ulaanbaatar with Daniel Craig and another Mongol getting ready to go for a ride on his horse which is actually a used Winnebago. Also, alpaca orgy.
Thanks for the inspiration whoever suggested this! I had some extra space so I added some things.

David Byrne vacations in Ulaanbaatar with Daniel Craig and another Mongol getting ready to go for a ride on his horse which is actually a used Winnebago. Also, alpaca orgy.

Thanks for the inspiration whoever suggested this! I had some extra space so I added some things.

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Your facial hair turns me on.

Thanks, I do what I can, although it’s hardly impressive.

inspiration? How about a photoshop challenge. Daniel Craig, Used RV’s, Ulaanbaatar. GO.

Now we’re talking. I hear Ulaanbaatar is beautiful this time of year.

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I'm bored. Someone give me some inspiration.