Atmosphere-Guns And Cigarettes
“bigger than Jesus, bigger than wrestling, bigger than The Beatles, and bigger than breast implants.”
Favorite Atmosphere song.
MTV interviews Adam Scott, Jerry O’Connell, Jessica Szohr and Me about Pirahna 3-D
I really want to see Pirahna 3-D now.
In related news, I really want to punch that annoying mtv.com dude in the face now.
Cat Power - Fortunate Son (Creedance Clearwater Revival)
Reblog bait for thesincerestform
Though seemingly aimed at Pixar, this also covers an entire year’s worth of CollegeHumor articles.
I would see this movie.
Apparently today, during my midmorning posting spree, I surpassed the 1000 post mark on Tumblr. I guess I look at it as an accomplishment, but it also goes to show how much free time I have, and that I probably could have bee doing something much more productive with my time during the past year or so.
Oh well, if you want to see all 1000+ posts, you can hit the “previous” button until you get to the end. Or you can hit “random” 1000+ times. I guarantee at least 25 of them are funny.
So about a week ago I posted a picture of a sandwich I made at work. Today, I decided (because I was extremely bored at work) to teach you all how to make this abomination sandwich. Here’s what you need:
- 1/3 lb. ground beef patty
- 1 breaded chicken breast
- 2-4 slices of bacon
- 2 slices cheddar cheese
- 2 slices american cheese
- 1 Hamburger bun
- Yellow onions
- Jalapenos
- Romaine lettuce
- Tomatoes
- Cajun seasoning
- Worcestershire sauce
Throw the burger on the grill and the chicken breast in the fryer (if you don’t have a deep fryer… um… get one), they should be done at roughly the same time (depending on how you like your burger). Season both sides of the burger with cajun and worcestershire. Throw the onions and jalapenos in a small, lightly-oiled saute pan and saute for about 5 minutes. A few minutes before the burger is done, toast the bun and warm up the bacon (this is for if you have pre-cooked bacon. If you don’t have pre-cooked bacon… um… get some (this can be accomplished by cooking some uncooked bacon)).
Once everything is done cooking, place the bacon on top of the burger and place the cheddar on top of the bacon, melt the cheddar in a toaster oven or similar appliance. Place the onions and peppers on the chicken breast (the chicken breast will float to the top of the oil when it’s done) and place the American on top of that. Melt. Place everything on the bun and top with tomato and lettuce.

Enjoy your heart attack sandwich!
Submitted by anonymous : “They’ve been engaged off and on for the past 5 years. They have not even set a date. The part that got me was the ‘it fits me so well’ - the reason he’s not marrying her is because she’s 27 and addicted to high school drama to the point where she got into a facebook status fight. Oh yeah, if you ask her for anything she may do it but she’ll bitch about it for the next 6 months to anyone who will listen (and even those who won’t).”
That last sentence sounds like a “tipical housewife” to me!!
HEYOOOO!



