This Year's Masterpiece
bobbybigwheel:

illustratedexample:

The Denver Post only asks the most controversial poll questions.

Who has no opinion on whether he’s buying a Christmas tree?

Apparently 6 Denverites, including me. Apathetics of Denver UNITE!

bobbybigwheel:

illustratedexample:

The Denver Post only asks the most controversial poll questions.

Who has no opinion on whether he’s buying a Christmas tree?

Apparently 6 Denverites, including me. Apathetics of Denver UNITE!

Facebook chat is terrible

Every time somebody says something to me, it freezes up my browser so I can’t type anything anywhere else until I click over to the Facebook tab. Now, I don’t use Facebook that often other than to post on the Obama Christmas group, but for some reason I always have it open in a background tab so every time my computer starts acting weird and freezing up (which is often, it’s like 5 years old) I assume somebody is talking to me on Facebook chat and get disappointed when nobody is. I need to get off the internet.

“Money.”
I think I posted this before, but obviously nobody saw it because it didn’t get 1000 likes.

“Money.”

I think I posted this before, but obviously nobody saw it because it didn’t get 1000 likes.

thegrammarnazi:

Maybe the DIA should Google “wify.” On second thought, maybe not…

To be fair, “wifi” isn’t really a word either.

thegrammarnazi:

Maybe the DIA should Google “wify.” On second thought, maybe not…

To be fair, “wifi” isn’t really a word either.

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The Flaming Lips - Christmas at the Zoo

Starring Awkwardly Charming Guy and Quirky Attractive Girl.

Starring Awkwardly Charming Guy and Quirky Attractive Girl.

matt-t:

indieandyy:

I’m sorry, but musically oblivious 8th grader amuses me to no end.



Never forget.

matt-t:

indieandyy:

I’m sorry, but musically oblivious 8th grader amuses me to no end.

Never forget.

WTF Tumblr?

shadeofgrey:

Trying to post a cute video of my kitty and you won’t let me! BOO, I say.

Didn’t you know? Tumblr hates pictures/videos of cats.

I think I'm gonna start getting into hockey

Just for the names alone. The Avs have a guy named Wojtek Wolski. ‘Nuff said.

It’s been a while since I posted something adorable.

It’s been a while since I posted something adorable.

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Frank Zappa - Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow

One more bonus winter song before I start posting Christmas music tomorrow.

Lesson learned

It’s like the jalapeno seeds burrowed into my skin and laid their eggs, which hurt for a while, but went away after a bit. But now is the time that the babies are hatching and eating their way out. I’ll definitely remember to use protection next time.

adamhrabik:

Is Gorman a jew?  He sure looks like one.  I think he’s a closeted Jew.

He’s the most closeted Jew I’ve seen since Anne Frank.  *rimshot*

Wow, Formspring really brings all the Anti-Semites out. Or just one really big Anti-Semite.

In honor of 1000 likes, I figured I’d do one of these posts. If you’re not following these people, you should be:

kborin
sharingtime
krisitay
synecdoche
three50eight
fittythebone
shadeofgrey
illustratedexample
hammerito

If you’re not on there, it’s probably because I hate you.

In honor of 1000 likes, I figured I’d do one of these posts. If you’re not following these people, you should be:

If you’re not on there, it’s probably because I hate you.