Great flick
True Story: I once had a cat named Frau Blucher. It was an ugly stray with no tail that slept in the garage and only showed up to be fed.
Just watched this today. So good.
HarperCollins has republished several classic love stories with 'Twilight'-style covers
Gullible Tween: “So is a ‘Montague,’ like, a certain kind of vampire, or”
Pride & Prejudice & Vampires?
From the “Oh my God, they’re doing WHAT?!” files: Children in New Zealand throwing dead bunnies at carnivals for prizes.
Well, at least it’s better than throwing live bunnies.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Pan-Dimensional Space Beatles - I’m Just Sitting Here
I emailed the guy asking if “Jonas” looked anything like Jerry O’Connell.
I have yet to receive a reply.
So I think I’ve finally figured out the difference between the “News Feed” and the “Live Feed.” The Live Feed is everything your friends post that they allow you to see. The News Feed is a random collection of your friends’ statuses from 1-2 days ago that Facebook wants you to see for some reason.
Josh Carter: Master of Sports!
(Both teams lost and Jonathan Stewart had 24 yards on 13 carries)
I’m playing Josh in fantasy next week, I hope this isn’t bad voodoo poking fun at him… he did have the highest score in the league this week despite 1.8 points from Jonathan Stewart.
Highest score?! Slane, you seem to forget that there’s a game tonight that Hines Ward will score 20 points in. And Ben ROFLsberger will score 50 and make the Broncos D score -20, so I can win in my other league.
This is a flaming guitar fountain dedicated to Stevie Ray Vaughn at my work.
Your argument is invalid.
Just remembered this story...
So my friend got married Friday. Lovely ceremony, great reception…
It became time for all the single guys to gather up to catch the garter. So I got pushed into the crowd.
He threw it…and then it was like the FREAKING Red Sea was parting!
A crowd of probably 15 guys spread like butter and that thing fell square on the floor.
We all stood around awkwardly for a few seconds until some 17 year old kid dove into the pile like an idiot, essentially taking the bullet for the rest of us.
Anyway, I didn’t catch it. So I’m still safe!
Two girlfriends ago, I was dating this girl named Lauren that was 5’10.5”. Because she was 2 years older than me, all of her friends were in the “marriage age” during our tumultuous 1.5 years. She was the Yao Ming of sorority girls and caught 2 bouquets within our first 6 months together. But we obviously didn’t get married, so it was all good. Instead, she married that nice, part-time valet who lived with his mom she cheated on me with a good 2.5 years later. I think the bouquets and garters are more a curse than anything else.
Your use of decimals betrays your bitterness.
Ever wonder why Congress so often feels so out of touch with regular Americans? It’s because they’re not regular Americans! A study by the Center for Responsive Politics finds that out of the 535 members of the Senate and House of Representatives, 237 of them are millionaires. That means millionaires make up 44 percent of the members of Congress, compared to just 1 percent of all Americans. That’s a lot more millionaires!
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A Few People in Congress Aren’t Millionaires — Daily Intel (via peterwknox) Is anybody else surprised at how low the number is? Seriously I’m very surprised that more than half of Congress aren’t millionaires. |
Dude claims he time traveled to a universe where The Beatles never broke up. It is a pretty long article, but here is what I gathered.
1-Dude stops so his dog can use the bathroom in the desert. He chases after him, trips and gets knocked out.
2-Dude wakes up in a weird house belonging to a Greasy Dude who says he is only 20 feet from where he fell. Dude is confused because he was in the desert and there were no houses in sight.
3- Greasy Dude tells Dude that he is a time travler and helped him because he was badly hurt.
4 - Greasy Dude and Dude talk about this alternate world that he is currently in and they mention music. There are no CDs in this world only Cassette tapes. Dude notices some Beatles mix tapes with new songs.
5-Dude steals the mix tape and travels back to our universe.
6-Dude posts the songs from the tape online.
7-Everyone thinks Dude is bonkers.
I am not a huge Beatles’ fan, but from what I can tell a few of these are just really well done mashups consisting of solo records + extras (the sound is way to good to be dubbed from cassette). In the FAQs he addresses the mashup issue saying, “The only conclusion I can come up with is even though in the alternate universe The Beatles hadn’t broken up, that didn’t mean their future music ideas disapeared.”
This is amazing. The FAQ is pure gold.
8. Hey, you stupid attention-seeking idiot, please get the hell away with your “supposed” new album. Even after listening to it 2 secs I noticed it was just band on the run mixed with other music. Please get a life and stop with the site. NO ONE thinks it’s funny except for you maybe. Loser… - Lander
A: see FAQ question #3 above in regards to the “Band On The Run” part of your email
Well played, sir. Well played.
Oooh, I see I missed an internet fight while I was at work
I have a theory that the internet is like alcohol. People have this false notion that being drunk somehow gives them a pass to be an asshole, but the truth is, if you’re an asshole when you’re drunk, it’s not because you’re drunk. It’s because you’re an asshole.
