March 2012
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I'm sorry, WUT?
rosa—sparks:
The US Women’s National Soccer Team didn’t play today.
The men’s team did.
So.
Those of us, all 4 of us on Tumblr, who are fans of the Men’s Team would like to celebrate.
The men’s team hasn’t beaten Italy in 4 billion years.
Whoever posted that the US women have beaten Italy are right.
Ok.
BUT! Today, Clint Dempsey kicked ass and booted a goal in against a team that...
February 2012
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My restaurant got mentioned in the NYT! →
“I WASN’T prepared to find martini perfection in a Cedar Rapids, Iowa, strip mall.
Maybe my excitement had something to do with low expectations. Or maybe it was the long workday, which closed with a two-hour “Faith, Family and Freedom” town hall hosted by Rick Santorum. He is not known for brevity.
But with that first sip from the bar at Vino’s Ristorante, it...
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The worst fandom on Tumblr...
Is all of them.
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I'm glad Tumblr is changing the important things...
I now know that wearing giant headphones will result in a lightning bolt in my brainhole.
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All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay →
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Dear A Tribe Called Quest
Yes, of course you can kick it. The more important question is “may you kick it?”
Yes, you may.
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The Roots - Right On (ft. Joanna Newsome, STS)
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My Challenge To Vegans
Gimme a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.
FO FREE.
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That Tumblr Giveaway thing was like the Nation of...
And being all like “Hey, sorry about all those scams a while back. We want to make it up to you by giving you 2 million dollars. So if you just wanna give us your bank account number and SSN we can get this through as soon as possible. Hurry, we only have enough to pay the first 1,000 people!”
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I have a working keyboard!
I am typing this post on it! From 5 feet away!
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TUMBLR STAFF BLOG: GIVEAWAY SCAM
Dearest mattgorman, In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY APPLE PRODUCTS! Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams. So, in a...
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When you go to Mexican restaurant never use the...
Ask your server what other hot sauces they have and they should bring you the stuff the cooks eat and 99% of time it’s legit fire.
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It's not quite fair when an animated GIF about...
ryanhatesthis:
liquornspice:
sourcedumal:
liquornspice:
ethiopienne:
mayhue:
ethiopienne:
people who are allowed to decide how rihanna should respond to abuse:
rihanna
people who are not allowed to decide how rihanna should respond to abuse:
everyone else
people who shouldn’t exploit their abuse to make money
rihanna and her record companyAbusers
oh FUCK YOU and your misogynistic,...
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I really wish my keyboard was working tonight.
For so many reasons.
The Daily What being terrible of the day:
The Daily What is terrible.
Stupid presidents
I wanted to deposit my paycheck today and you ruined everything.
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Comic Book Men
So it’s like Pawn Stars, but with things I given even less of a shit about?
And more white doods?
So, we can disentangle Marx from the gulag and...
james-bliss:
And therein lies the rub with what’s Left in the academy. A willed failure of the imagination when it comes to Black feminist theorizing. I want to throw my shoe at everyone who dismisses ‘identity politics’ (without defining it, much less understanding it), but I don’t have enough shoes.
This dude on the history channel looks like the...
That is all. Goodnight.
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The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize???
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QUESTION: If Lee Harvey Oswald had shot a bear 39...
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QUESTION: If Chris Brown had beat the shit out of...
And now, I present to you: the stupidest question ever asked by the stupidest person to ever ask a question.
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For some reason, I love it
regazzadilupoinverno replied to your post: Man, I’m gonna miss shucking oysters
ERf. I hate shucking oysters. My big mind numbing task lately has been cleaning brussels sprouts and rolling out tart crusts.
I think it’s because I’m actually really good and fast at it, so I can knock out a 100 oysters in an hour or so, and that it’s all about finding just the right touch...
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Man, I'm gonna miss shucking oysters
Somehow, it’s the most fun job I’ve ever had at this restaurant.
I won’t miss the blisters on my right hand, though.
Mostly because they’re still there/popped and needing excessive washing.
Interview With My Bully: When I confronted my... →
steviemcfly:
This raised a lot of feelings in me.
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Unpopular opinion: I like Valentine's Day
Not because of love or whatever, but because it’s really good for business. It’s like Black Friday for restaurants. Capitalism, wheeeeee!
Anyway, love is stupid, food is awesome.
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It's funny how so many people who "Hate arguing on...
Seem to really love arguing on the internet.
And are terrible at arguing on the internet.
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But seriously...
What is that?
Maybe I’m speaking out of place, but I’d venture a guess that there are a lot more white people that were unaware of Bon Iver/Justin Vernon’s existence (pretty much the Grammys’ target demographic) than black, considering he was featured on two of the best songs on one of the best and most successful hip-hop albums of the year.
Is it that “black...
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So apparently the Grammys were tonight?
And Bon Iver and Nicki Minaj were nominated for best new artist?
Way to step up your irrelevance game, Grammys.
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One of my cooks was just singing along to Skrillex
I… I didn’t know that was possible.