January 2011
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jasencomstock asked: why are you alone?
Just kidding, guys
I’m not alone. I have a cat.
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Is it just me...
or is the internet much more fun when everybody else is alone and miserable like you?
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Other awesome stuff that's happened to my stuff...
The crack in my truck’s windshield grew by about 3000%.
My truck’s heater stopped working.
My cell phone continues to suck.
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My laptop is down for the count
It won’t even boot up now. Not even in safe mode. Not even ever.
littleorphanammo asked: oh dude. tumblr unfollowed you for me during the great dashboard cluster fuck of late January. SORREH sorreh. I am back.
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littleorphanammo:
notemily replied to your post: /eyeroll
notemily.tumblr.com/pos…
Yeeeah. I think you missed the point.
Again with the unsolicited advice on language policing. I don’t subscribe to blanket language/word policing. Arbitrary word is arbitrary, and I don’t play that game.
I see many words in that list that have racist etymology. ‘Abnormal’ is an acceptable replacement for...
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I'm pretty "meh" about the Beach Boy too.
Unpopular Opinions: I don't like Brian Wilson
As much as I love beards and odd behavior, he just doesn’t get me, you know? It just seems fake. Like he’s trying to do a Zach Galifianakis impersonation but instead of being awkward/funny, it just comes off as awkward.
Good pitcher though.
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: you should start a christian search engine called Godgle.
rosaley asked: Like in hooker on hooker violence? Good call.
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Every Day, I Am Thankful
tomyhusband:
That you’re not one of those people who says “for all intensive purposes” or misuses the word “literally” like it’s a catch-all intensifier.
I say “for all intensive purposes” when referring to purposes that take a lot of care and precision. Also, “literary”.
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I think the song’s a lot more meaningful if you imagine it’s...
– On “Crazy Train”
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jholla replied to your post: slaneofthought replied to your post:Alaskan…
the Canadian Border is a crazy place. They didn’t want to let me through because I had a set of moose antlers strapped to the top of my jeep. What, like that’s suspicious? Either way, it’s a great trip and you should at least try to make it happen
And here I thought moose antlers were a requirement for entry.
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Although I do have some funny stories that are...
Which I will not be telling.
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slaneofthought replied to your post:Alaskan summer roadtrip might not be happening after all
STORY TIME?!?!
Oh, nothing like that. Canada just doesn’t let anyone with a criminal record in unless they’re “rehabilitated”. This includes impaired driving convictions (I got one in 2007). The minimum period to be considered “rehabilitated” is 5 years, so I have to...
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Alaskan summer roadtrip might not be happening...
Stupid Canada, holding me responsible for things that happened nearly 4 years ago. You’re living in the past, Canada!
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I think I’ve reached the point where I can be a bitter asshole about it...
– On dwelling on the past.
Imagine a city where graffiti wasn’t illegal, a city where everybody could draw...
– Banksy (via Karen Nicole Costa)
I like this in theory and I appreciate where he?s going but heads up Banksy: Not everyone is as thoughtful and coherent as you are. There are a lot of ?artists? out there who are absolute balls. And then the city would be covered in shitty approximations of Kim...
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bluebears:
It’s not helping my general state of ennui that the most boring Super Bowl match up in god knows how long is heading my way.
Seriously Packers/Steelers is so…ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Can’t anyone from the AFC besides the Patriots, Colts or Steelers ever manage to get in? This is getting ridiculous.
Super Bowl ennui is also my current emotion.
ketchupandbeer asked: I'm not glad that you feel the same way, I wouldn't wish this feeling on anyone, but I'm glad to know that someone out there can relate.
morninggloria:
I’m taking the gleeful giddiness with which the internet is receiving The Cone Man as a sign that everyone has finally gone completely fucking insane.
We must find this man. And make him our king.
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I wish peole wouldn't get so bent outta shape when...
-rosasparks-:
warrennotg:
“Oh noes! Someone I don’t know, and probably will never know, just decided that I was not worthy enough to keep on their Rolodex of viral videos and pictures of cute animals. Heavens to Betsy, how will my self-esteem ever recover from a number on a website going down? WHY DON’T YOU LIKE MEEEEEE?!”
This, right here, y’all.
Wait, you can lose followers?!
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Chelsea Handler is total garbage
littleorphanammo:
And I mean that in the worst way possible.
Comedians are supposed to be funny right? I mean, that’s their job? The thing about great social comedians is that they bring injustices to light and let you look at them in a way that you can laugh at. Horrible things.Terrible, awful no good things. You laugh at them because in that moment you realize how stupid it really is, and...
@Illex
jasencomstock:
mattgorman:
Wal-mart is never the lesser of any evils.
I disagree. Wal-Mart is no more ‘evil’ than any other big box store, who all pretty much treat their employees the same. Target is the evil silent winner for everyone who thinks Wal-Mart is Satan. Wal-Mart is actually conscious of its evil rep, and trying to do shit like consume less energy and sell less bad food to the...
@thejerkstore
Do they even make regular Wal-Marts anymore? I thought they were all Super-Wal-Marts. At least they are around here.
@Illex
Wal-mart is never the lesser of any evils.
agape-caesar replied to your post: Guys, this is Cedar Rapids, Iowa
what do you do for a living?
Cook full time and I do some freelance TV production work on the side. Mostly grunt work, but sometimes I run camera.
ustreet-deactivated20120320 asked: ~office depot~
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Guys, this is Cedar Rapids, Iowa
The only Apple Store we have is a little section inside the Best Buy. Plus I don’t think I can handle the transition right now, but I might get an iPhone in a few months.
scc09 asked: IF YOU'RE IN GLEE CLUB YOU'LL BECOME STEPHEN COLBERT:
http://thedailywh.at/post/2960549552/btwf-of-the-day-stephen-tyrone-colberts-senior
Perfect logic.
http://thedailywh.at/post/2960549552/btwf-of-the-day-stephen-tyrone-colberts-senior
Perfect logic.
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Ugh
Trying to move all my important videos and pictures to my external hard drive and I keep getting an “I/O device error”. Tried updating the driver and that didn’t work. This is going to take forever.
Also, is there anywhere you can actually go and buy a computer that isn’t Best Buy? Because like, fuck Best Buy.
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Welp
Looks like I’ll probably be investing in a new computer soon.
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