December 2010
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Oh, and...
illustratedexample: Starting in 2011, there will be people born in the 1990’s that can buy booze. DOESN’T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL OLD!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR OLD FUCKERS!! Don’t call us when the New Age gets old enough to drink.
Dec 31st
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SO ITCHY
Random itchiness all over my body. Been like this since I moved back. I think I’m allergic to Iowa.
Dec 31st
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seventeen76: whiskeyonsunday: yellowleather: Beth: I keep seeing the posts about Sara and Teagan. They’re sisters, right? Me: LIES. YOU WERE MORE LIKE THIS. Wait, what? They aren’t? I thougt they were like twins or something? No, they’re Canadians.
Dec 31st
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FINE. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS THEN.
I’ll just go to bed like I probably should because tomorrow is going to be a shitshow at work and I’ll have to go in early so I can take a break to let the dog out then come back and we’ll probably be there late because it’s NYE and people will probably want to eat at 11 because they’re assholes and I probably won’t get off until a little before midnight and...
Dec 31st
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Ask me stuff while I try to get pictures off my... →
You may make statements if you wish, but they must be in Limerick form.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Has anybody ever fenestrated something?
Would that be like, throwing something into a window?
Dec 30th
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“Everyone was so worried about who was going to want to see this movie,” Portman...”
– Natalie Portman See?  Clearly exploitative.  Also, I doubt she would make that statement about a gay male sex scene.  Also, you get girls to see a thriller because it is ABOUT BALLET, which (and bless you enlightened males out there who enjoy dance) intrinsically targets women.   (via kabillieu) ...
Dec 30th
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Bailey has three distinct modes
Fetch, tug-of-war, and I have something I shouldn’t have in my mouth and you’re going to chase me forever. Noticeably absent is nap. 
Dec 30th
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 irishmexi replied to your post:You know, as a fully grown functioning human, with a beard and a job and everything, I really should know my own blood type O.R. you?! +1
Dec 30th
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You know, as a fully grown functioning human, with...
I’m just gonna go with O Negative.
Dec 30th
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 frictionlesssuperfeet replied to your post:So we got an XBox 360 with Kinect at my parents’ house A full 60% of the jokes you make are 1984 jokes. It’s because I like to fancy myself adept at literary humor and it’s the only book I’ve ever read.
Dec 30th
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So we got an XBox 360 with Kinect at my parents'...
On one hand, it’s really cool and I really want to play that Baby Animals game, but I realized the other day that we have basically installed a telescreen in our home. We are at war with Nintendo. We have always been at war with Nintendo.
Dec 30th
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 windowless replied to your post:If I weren’t lazy and Ragetoons were still a thing… I actually sang that last part to myself in my masterful, 100% accurate Dave Matthews voice. It sounds a lot like geese honking (but geese who wear puka shell necklaces and backwards baseball caps)
Dec 30th
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If I weren't lazy and Ragetoons were still a...
I would make one of me turning on the radio thinking “I’ll change it to the classic rock station, I’m in the mood for some Zeppelin or Floyd or Stones or Beatles or something” then it would be a picture of Dave Matthews with a troll face bellowing “HEEEEE WAKES UP IN MORNING… ” and then the obligatory “FFFFFUUUUUUUUU” Picture it. It would be...
Dec 30th
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I guess this is growing up
The classic rock station we listen to at work regularly plays Counting Crows, Gin Blossoms, and Dave Matthews Band.
Dec 30th
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 jheath replied to your post: Things musicians have taught me I thought your new years resolution last year was to not make Connor Clapton jokes. You almost lasted the whole year. Dammit! This is just like last year when my resolution was to stop making resolutions. I made it until New Year’s Eve. So close!
Dec 30th
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Things musicians have taught me
In reference to this post Cali Swag District taught me how to Dougie Yeezy taught me how to re-upholster genitalia Bradley Nowell and Hillel Slovak taught me new uses for spoons and belts John Bonham taught me how to sleep on my back. Eric Clapton taught me how to child-proof balconies What has music taught you?
Dec 30th
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ampahsand asked: You have to stop posting BoyGirlConvos and others of its ilk because I enjoy drinking while I read Tumblr and my computer can not take me coughing and spluttering all over the monitor any more.
Dec 30th
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Things musicians have taught me
In reference to this post Cali Swag District taught me how to Dougie Yeezy taught me how to re-upholster genitalia Bradley Nowell and Hillel Slovak taught me new uses for spoons and belts John Bonham taught me how to sleep on my back. Eric Clapton taught me how to child-proof balconies What has music taught you?
Dec 30th
ampahsand asked: You have to stop posting BoyGirlConvos and others of its ilk because I enjoy drinking while I read Tumblr and my computer can not take me coughing and spluttering all over the monitor any more.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“I want to say, “Fuck you.” And I mean that in the most professional way.”
– Brandon Lloyd, one of the few Broncos worth a damn this year, on what he would say to the teams (49ers, Bears, Redskins) that gave up on him now that he’s a Pro Bowler. Speaking for every person who’s been canned multiple times and is doing better now. (via thethirdshift) Now ain’t that some...
Dec 29th
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booyahgrandmere: mausii: neonloneliness: booyahgrandmere: Haha, people are reblogging the apple quote and saying I’m slut-shaming. You guys are stupid. I AM A SLUTTY APPLE, OKAY? You should all be slutty apples. The apples at the top of the tree only like missionary position and probably wear makeup and socks in bed. people aren’t taking you seriously with that quote, surely?? ...
Dec 29th
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littleorphanammo: fuckyeahquotesforgirls IS FUCKING KILLING ME! Finally something to fill the void BoyGirlConvos left in my soul.
Dec 29th
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“AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM ANGRY ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.”
– GQOYW
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Dec 28th
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Internet Explorer
Where “back” buttons go to die.
Dec 28th
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“It’s not the best sledding movie. It’s still top five, but...”
– My brother, on Citizen Kane
Dec 28th
That moment when you're reading blogs and see that...
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Dec 27th
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That moment when you're reading a book and you...
wildcraw: rediscover-me: pigtailsandcombatboots: wulfe: I don’t know why, but this combo is just perfect to me, so I had to reblog it. YES.   kinda felt like this last night watching inception. Thier attempt for you to under stand the themes of the movie is them repeating them over and over throughout the movie This is why it took me four weeks to read Green Eggs and Ham.
Dec 27th
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Dear phone,
Y U NO SEND FULL-SIZE PICTURES TO MY INTERWEBZ?
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“Can he hit?”
– Willie Mays’ response to the question, “Is Major League Baseball ready for an openly gay player?” (via James S. Hirsch/the WSJ) This pleases me. (via thegaysha) I can’t believe Willie Mays is so close-minded. Fielding and pitching are very important qualities in a baseball player and should...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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bluebears asked: hey, hey hey! Include my tags please.

#hahaha just kidding, #your freedom has always been an illusion.
Dec 26th
bluebears asked: hey, hey hey! Include my tags please.

#hahaha just kidding, #your freedom has always been an illusion.
Dec 26th