January 2010
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I'm out for the night
See y’all in the new millennium!
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Did 2009 come in like a lion or lamb?
I need to know what to dress up as tonight.
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The Walkmen - In The New Year
I know that it’s...
I hope 2010 sucks
Because I just want to be different.
December 2009
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I can't wait for 9:00
So I can ask people in the Atlantic Time Zone what the new decade is like. I hope there are flying cars.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
…I would put QWERTY together.
Now somebody put that in a cool font over an artsy photo of a keyboard and let’s explode the internet.
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fuckyeahsspu:
slangtang:
There’s No Secrets...
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I'm pretty sure I was the only person in the...
Although my red team color theory just got shot to hell.
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“When I decided to trim down… I didn’t want to cut out my fast...”
– The Taco Bell Drive-Thru Diet is America.
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My real New Year's Resolution
To come up with some decent New Year’s Resolution jokes next year.
My New Year's Resolution
To stop mixing up New Year’s Resolutions with April Fool’s Jokes. I pissed off a lot of people last year with that ipecac in their champagne.
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More reasons I loved Wishbone.
Terrible canine puns (PAWns!?) are my favorite things in the world. Here’s a list of some of the best episode titles:
A Tail In Twain Twisted Tail The Slobbery Hound Bone Of Arc The Impawssible Dream The Hunchdog Of Notre Dames Frankenbone One Thousand and One Tails The Pawloined Paper Bark To The Future Paw Prince Of Thieves The Prince and The Pooch Little Big Dog A Dogged...
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“This is probably the most important cause I’ve ever gotten behind:...”
– amazingsoup
I prefer saying “Twenty-oh-ten”
“I was using “literally” figuratively.”
– Sometimes I confuse myself.
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Teams with more red in their team colors are 6-1...
About to be 7-1, other than the Fresno State loss, all these teams have won:
Rutgers
Utah
SMU
Southern Cal
Georgia
Wisconsin
Nebraska*
Things are looking a little better for Cincinnati now.
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And Donkey Kong Suh is overrated.
Yeah, I said it. He totally missed an opportunity for a sack like three times. More like DIDDY Kong Suh! AMIRITE?!
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Have I ever mentioned how much I hate Nebraska
I’m this* close to picking 8 straight bowl games correctly.
*26 points
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formspring.me
What’s your favorite dog breed?
That’s almost as hard as favorite beer. I love them all, but I’d say I’m partial to big dogs, so I think I’m gonna go with Boxer, because they’re adorable as puppies and usually grow up to be big sweeties.
You should really do a blog of your recipes. Just sayin?
I actually have thought of that but with my erratic schedule it would...
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I have a "pen" option for texting on my phone
I like it, except it can’t really recognize the letter ‘s.’ But I don’t really care, when would I ever need to type that letter anyway?
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“I’m pretty sure it had to be intentional, unless it was some sort of...”
– I really hate myself for laughing at this. Suicide, like rape, is never funny… unless a clown is raping himself to death.
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Having an IMDB page open in the tab next to Tumblr...
I keep thinking “Holy crap! 2011 new IMDB posts?!”
Things I learned from the Denver/Rocky Mountain...
in the newsletter 3x5 note card I got in the mail:
Apparently it’s spelled “koozie,” not “coozy”
I can never say no to a free koozie
The Illinois Alumni Club invited us to watch the Iowa vs. Illinois basketball game at their bar.
The Illinois Alumni Club are sadistic bastards.
I now know one more bar in Denver to avoid at all costs.
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There is an IHOP conference in downtown KC →
menstrom:
I was disappointed to learn it has nothing to do with pancakes.
…or amputees that refuse to use wheelchairs.
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The Smashing Pumpkins - Eye
Remember when the...
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I Will Follow You Into the...
Nebraska Will Win Tonight
(via wildcraw)
Yeah, the Lady Huskers look pretty unstoppable this year.