A one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind: Archive

Top 10 most annoying Americanisms →

whatson: (via sraz) There are only a few things more annoying than these. 1. People who actually get annoyed over idiomatic expressions. 2. People who actually get annoyed at the aforementioned people. 3. Using “most” unnecessarily on blog titles.

Dec 30th

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hipstertracks: Blitzen Trapper - Black River...

Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

Boxing Day - The Big Wu Happy Boxing Day to all...

Dec 26th

whatson: tesslynch: Kanye West — Young Folks ...

Dec 25th

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Writer's Block

I haven’t come up with anything original to blog in a while. Every time I talk to my brother on the phone he asks me if I’ve made any new comics. It always makes me feel two emotions, first I’m sad because I haven’t and I know he enjoys them, second, I’m surprised because I never thought they were really that funny. Maybe I just need to lower my standards for the...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 20th

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Civic Literacy Test →

menstrom: whytluda: shiningstar: dazzlingdelta: loreal: I got a 72.73%! Totes didn’t expect that… lfarm: I got a 66.67%, which happens to be well above average. Thank you 2003 US citizenship test. (The average score for all 2,508 Americans taking the following test was 49%; college educators scored 55%.) via caitlinoppermann : joshmohrer: jackzerby 60.61 % 66.67%. Not...

Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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CLOUD CULT HAS SOLD OUT! Not really, I think this is actually pretty cool. Mainly because it combines one of my favorite bands and songs with the hottest cartoon character this side of Kim Possible.

Dec 13th

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Dec 10th

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Zima

 (At the end of the tour at the Coors brewery where you get three free beers)
Me: Holy crap, you have Zima!? I thought you guys stopped making it.
Bartender: Yeah, about a year ago.
Me: So why do you have it here?
Bartender: Because we still have like 10 cases we need to get rid of.
Me: Hmm... maybe I should get one, it's like the last chance to ever try it.
Bartender: No, you shouldn't.
Me: Okay, give me a Killian's.

Dec 8th

Dec 7th

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kevinslane: THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A CHICKEN! Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken? Everyone should definitely check out this list, although it is a tragedy that Annyong was left off.

Dec 3rd