February 2012
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One of my cooks was just singing along to Skrillex
I… I didn’t know that was possible.
Feb 11th
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ListenBlue October - Calling You
Feb 11th
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bohemian slapfight: So I just got kicked out. of... →
themattsmith: pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: littleorphanammo: And I haven’t written anything about it until now, because I thought I had some time, but I have ONE DAY. She wants me gone by tomorrow and I am BEGGING AND PLEADING anyone in the NYC area for somewhere to go. Because I have no where to go. And I am fucking terrified and afraid. And I really need… I wish I still lived there so I...
Feb 11th
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Re: Facebook Dad
You dun goofed.
Feb 10th
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Yup, champagne mignonette
samsplace replied to your photo: Oysters on the halfshell Nice fat oysters with lots of liquor, yum! Near sauce looks like some sort of mignonette, what is the farther one? And the far sauce is a citrus caper horseradish sauce. It has a lot of secret ingredients that I am not at liberty to divulge though.
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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No no no, that wasn't what I was asking
nailtipflips answered your question: Yes, but then he tells them that Schrader was the one that shot Tuco at the point that Gus gave them the go ahead, wasn’t he pissed at Walter and had discovered that Jesse could cook so he didn’t need Walt? The assassins originally go after Walt because he betrayed Tuco. Gus meets with them to persuade them to let Walt live (I don’t think he was pissed...
Feb 8th
Yes, but then he tells them that Schrader was the...
bumbapalooza2-0 answered your question: Breaking Bad question I might be mistaken, but I thought Gus had told them not too, because he needed Walter to cook for him And they say the cartel said DEA is off limits, but Gus tells them that it’s his side of the border so he has jurisdiction and gives his blessing. But they already basically tried to kill Schrader when they blew up Tortuga. Was...
Feb 8th
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Breaking Bad question
I’m on S3E09, so appropriate spoiler alerts, and I would appreciate no extra spoilers (although I kind of know the outcome of season 4 already (thanks, Tumblr!)) Why did the cartel have such a problem with the two assassins going after Schrader? They said it was because the DEA was off limits, but that’s bullshit, because what was that whole thing with blowing up a half dozen DEA...
Feb 8th
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On vegan babies*
You know what would make perfect baby food? Foie Gras
Feb 8th
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sleep-sweet asked: I found you through a vonnegut post you made over a year ago. Just thought that was interesting.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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glossylalia: ipsadixit: Send me your credit card number and I’ll rate your blog. don’t leave out the expiration number And the security code, plz. And your billing address
Feb 8th
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If Tumblr isn't letting anybody upload photos but...
Did it really happen?
Feb 8th
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Excuses are like assholes; Adam Sandler is one.
T: sorry I'm late. Big Daddy was on and I got sucked in.
Me: that is quite possibly the worst excuse I've ever heard in my life.
Feb 7th
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Are you sure it was the onions?
steviemcfly replied to your post: Food allergies are not a problem One of my friends in high school was allergic to onions. There were some in something she ate at lunch one day and she broke out in hives and her lips swelled up and blistered. I seent it. If it was raw onions, I could see that, but there are cooked onions/shallots/onion products in nearly every food product.
Feb 7th
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Food allergies are not a problem
trackster replied to your post: One of the best privileges of working in the back house of a restaurant I’ve had to completely give up ALL dairy including butter because my daughter is allergic. It makes me feel like a total a-hole at restaurants. How do you feel about food allergies? We do have very few totally lactose free items on the menu, but we will happily modify something to fit your...
Feb 7th
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TYPOES!
Fraudian slips.
Feb 7th
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One of the best privileges of working in the back...
Is getting to judge people I will never see. I love judging people. I don’t understand why there’s such a stigma against it. I judge people all the time. Not on their race, ethnicity, gender, etc., the things they cannot control, but on the things they choose to do. Judging people on their actions is the best.  So sitting in my corner of the line or at the expo window, I can safely...
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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“Now when I wake up I say “Good Morning, God!” Instead of “Good...”
– Who wakes up in the MORNING?!
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Countdown to when some stupid sportswriter uses...
Or has it already happened?
Feb 6th
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WatchWatch
No, you’re watching Puppy Bowl highlights at 8:30 in the morning while doing your taxes.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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I think it's safe to say that Super Bowl XX2012 or...
And the fact that the Patriots were on the wrong end of them makes it even sweeter.
Feb 6th
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It's 6:30 in the morning and I can't think of any...
I guess I just need more sleep.
Feb 6th
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Does anyone know who won the Puppy Bowl?
Seriously.
Feb 6th
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Chillens
I know I joke and stuff about how much I don’t like kids, but I’ll be darned if they aren’t the cutest little pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. Seriously. Little kids are hilarious and profound and fun and awesome and I love them. Real talk.
Feb 6th
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Just watched the halftime show
Because we were streaming and watched all the commercials during halftime, whatever… Yeah, meh. Beginning was awful, got a little better with Nicki and MIA, then the Cee-Lo part seemed forced (I love that man, but “The Voice” is on NBC so yeah… what up with that?). Madonna was pretty underwhelming herself, although her dancers/choreogrophers were pretty legit. We were...
Feb 6th
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"What we're really excited to see is the...
glossylalia: amberguessa: lolahardy: thatllbe63fiftynotincludingtip: hipster-toaster:  #DISHONOR ON YOU #DISHONOR ON YOUR COW But…but it is a Disney Princess first. Mulan wasn’t a princess…. She’s considered one, though. Fa Mulan does what she wants to do. Princess or no. She is still a Queen.  Other “Disney Princesses” that weren’t “Princesses”:...
Feb 6th
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regazzadilupoinverno: kanye west: will you be my valentine kanye west: yes
Feb 6th
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Let's not forget the dancers either
Dancing around the stage in the pouring rain in heels. Impressive.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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All Along the Watchtower > Best of You
Perfection. Genius. Just. Yes.
Feb 5th
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If anyone ever tells me there was a better...
I will punch them.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Today is National Prince Halftime Show...
Currently, crying watching Prince play Purple Rain.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Does anyone have a livestream of the Puppy Bowl?
firstrowsports.tv seems to be down today. This is a serious question.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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;-(
matt-t replied to your post: Things reading my Tumblr dashboard makes me think
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Puppy Bowl!
rosa—sparks: These puppies are terrible at football. They’re no Air Bud: Golden Receiver.
Feb 5th
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THE PUPPY BOWL IS STARTING
avodka-kedavra: AND I CAN’T EVEN WATCH IT THIS IS THE WORST OF DAYS  Samesies. ANSWER YOUR PHONE DAN. I NEED PUPPIES.
Feb 5th
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Things reading my Tumblr dashboard makes me think
What if the stereotype of the typical gun owner was the same as the typical welfare recipient? Would republicans be so pro-gun?
Feb 5th
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