January 2012
“The best argument I have for gay marriage is that I took a shit one time and it...”
– My new favorite person at this bar
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First of all
Handing the president of the United States an unmarked envelope? Good way to get yourself shot by secret service there, lady.
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I want to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers/Modest...
Every song will be about road trips to California.
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Serious questions
WTF is a Lana Del Rey?
Or a Rooney Mara?
A Compiled List of Things white People Say That...
thekingofcupssexpectsapicnic:
stfuandlistenwhitepeople:
I don’t see color
It’s almost like you’re white!
I once dated a (insert ethnicity) guy/chick
Some of my best friends are (insert ethnicity)
You’re my favorite (insert ethnicity) person
I’m secular humanist, I don’t see race
I voted for Obama
Is this racist?
You’re just playing a victim
Stop playing the race card
Aren’t you being...
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wildernessbound asked: I actually agree with the community statement, even if you are kind of a douche.
Cumin After All
Snack Punk
leeleeleelee asked: Is the staying in Iowa thing still a temporary thing or has the new job with food made you call back in love with the first caucus state?
january20th asked: You're no fun anymore.
nesbittslimesoda asked: You live in Iowa.
rosa--sparks asked: People from Iowa are the worst. Especially ones who have beards.
Send me hatemail →
Dr. Who sucks and Michael Fassbender is ugly.
Community deserved to die and I hope it rots in hell.
Ghost Rider 2
Ghost Riderer
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glossylalia:
FYI: John Carter is not the sequel to Coach Carter.
Tha Carter V?
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The only time Joe Buck makes anything sound...
Is when he completely makes the wrong call.
nevver:
Etta James, “Nobody Loves You Like Me”
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Roommate's dog update
Has successfully learned “upstairs”
Has taken a step backwards in understanding of “QUIET”
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LIBRARIES
DEATH PANELS
“what if you bought ONE cow and a million people ate free steaks forever, mother...”
– The internet (via littleorphanammo)
What if you bought ONE bus and a million people got free rides to work everyday, mother you have just described LIBRARIES
wildernessbound asked: We're doing Bear and South Boulder Peak on Monday... I am very excite!! Wish you'd cook back out west!
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SOPA/PILLA will destroy 9gag
I’m all for it.
So SOPA/PILLA is going to take away our reaction...
Okay, one last thing about "transabled" people
Yay for normalizing self-harm and mental disorders! Because everyone is perfect the way they are and shouldn’t seek treatment for conditions that cause them to want to hurt themselves! Or co-opt other people’s disabilities and oppression to make themselves feel better! Wooooo, it’s a special snowflake blizzard!
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Am I transabled...
If I cut off my nose to spite my face?
Zooey Deschanel sponsored SOPA/PILLA
SOPA/PILLA is going to bring back Qwikster
And Tumblarity.
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SOPA/PILLA is going to shut down Missing e
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How to get people to care about SOPA/PILLA
Tell them it’ll make Facebook start charging money.
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What is this sopa thing?
Does that mean I need to prep more french onion soup for this weekend?
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That half-bag of Doritos was not enough
I need pizza.
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Are eee ess pea eee sea tea
I’m sick of these stupid tropes about “respecting yourself”. It’s bullshit. 1. How do you know how somebody feels about themselves? 2. Why is it any of your business how they feel about themselves?
And most often it’s directed towards women. Because for a woman to be worthy of any respect, even from misogynistic assholes (especially from misogynistic assholes!) they...
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“[The young black males are] shuttled into prisons, branded as criminals and...”
– In her book The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness, legal scholar Michelle Alexander writes that many of the gains of the civil rights movement have been undermined by the mass incarceration of black Americans in the war on drugs. (via nprfreshair)
Happy MLK Day!
Bitches love me cuz I'm a lollipop
Misheard lyrics 2k12