Saturday, Jul 5th, 2008 ↓

“Oh, your nose isn’t that big… it fits your face… you have a HUGE face.”

—Probably the best compliment I’ve ever received.
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Friday, Jul 4th, 2008 ↓

BBC News just keeps getting better →

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"May cause belief that tofu actually tastes good" →

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Wednesday, Jul 2nd, 2008 ↓

“Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.”

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There is No God (via thomasmurray)

While I normally agree with Penn Gillette, I’ve gotta say this is one of the stupidest statements I’ve ever read. Belief is not a finite value, you can’t run out of belief. I believe in God, family, people, love, truth, sex, and Jell-O equally.

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A simple trick to blow your mind

My brother told me this a while ago and I didn’t believe it until I actually tried it. Take a circular object (a coin, bottle cap, lid, or what have you) and hold it up horizontally just below eye-level. Look at it from the top and spin it clockwise. While you are spinning it, hold it up and look at it from the bottom, still spinning it the same direction you were. It’s spinning counter-clockwise. Everything is a matter of perspective. I suppose this is why there aren’t any translucent analog clocks.
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Tuesday, Jul 1st, 2008 ↓

My newest CH article, which coincidentally happens to be the same as my second latest blog post. →

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Monday, Jun 30th, 2008 ↓

Things that are difficult to hold masculinely, sorted from most to least:

klocksien:

  1. Umbrellas
  2. Drinks with umbrellas in them
  3. Dicks

Revision:

3. Other people’s dicks

4. Your dick

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The Poop Sign →

dangurewitch:

So that’s something.

I’m not sure why, but I must have one.

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Sunday, Jun 29th, 2008 ↓
I just finished reading the book and I gotta say, I’m pretty excited for this. The trailer doesn’t look spectacular, but apparently it won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance, so I’m pretty optimistic.
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Friday, Jun 27th, 2008 ↓
I’m finally back among the driving!
I’m finally back among the driving!
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Thursday, Jun 26th, 2008 ↓

I Have a Tag Cloud Now!

I was wondering why Tumblr gives you the ability to tag posts, but doesn’t make it visible anywhere. Well now I wonder a little bit less, because I found this. So if you want to see my tag cloud, direct your eyes to the left portion of your screen and scroll down until after you see my picture and there it is.*

*This will only work if this post is the first post on the screen, in a few days you will probably have to scroll up, but it will still be on the left side, don’t worry.

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Wednesday, Jun 25th, 2008 ↓
I must have this game.
I must have this game.
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Tuesday, Jun 24th, 2008 ↓

freakylinks

kevinslane:

andrewbridgman:

Wanna waste some time and freak yourself out? Wikipedia saves the day again.

The Bloop

Dyatlov Pass Accident

Star Dust

Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter

Skinwalker Ranch

Starchild Skull

Gorman, are those your relatives in the “Skinwalker Ranch” article?

Ha, I do have a brother named Tom, but I’m pretty sure that’s not him. Also, from the “Dyatlov Pass Accident” article: “After the funerals, relatives of the deceased claimed that the skin of the victims had a strange orange tan.” Obviously the work of Guidos.

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RIP George Carlin, also RIP Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Heath Ledger, and all the brown people that died in that tsunami a while back

I love how when somebody dies, everybody remembers everything they ever did even though they never mentioned it until then. George Carlin was (and is) a legend. He was never my favorite, I could name quite a few comedians that I like better than him (Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, to name a few), but it is always sad when somebody who contributed so much to the way we look at the world dies. George Carlin is an icon and him dying has no effect on the way I will remember him. He was 71, I for one would rather die than to actually have to go through the pain of living that long. People die, it happens, especially when people get old.

Basically what I’m saying is that while George Carlin was a great comedian that affected pretty much all of our lives, him dying should have no effect on how we will remember him. People seem to treat death as something that happens to only the few, and when it happens you have to remember their great accomplishments and all that bullshit. But the thing is that death is something that happens to everybody, deal with it and move on, it’s a part of life.

I will always remember George Carlin, but not any more than I would have if he lived to be 130. I’ll also always remember Bill Hicks, and Mitch Hedberg, and Richard Pryor, and Lenny Bruce. Basically what I’m saying is that I’m sick and tired of this media bullshit where we remember somebody that died (this goes for celebrity deaths (Heath Ledger) and tragic victims (the Virginia Tech/Northern Illinois victims) all the same) and then basically forget about them two months later.

People die every day, it’s a fact of life, whether from gunshot wounds or from natural causes, every death is tragic. George Carlin dying is fact of life, people get old then they die, him dying has no effect on the amount of respect I have for him and his impact on the world of comedy, which is a lot.

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