My change at the gas station was 15.01 and they had a JDRF fundraising jar and an empty take-a-penny tray. I put it in the JDRF jar but now I’m thinking my penny would have been of better use in the take-a-penny tray, because one cent might make more of a difference there than for a established charity. I mean I just want my penny to do the most for the greater good of society.

At least I didn’t keep it though. That would have been a dick move.

whatevernathan

whatevernathan:

Hooooooooooooooooly shit

ro-s-a-spark-s

ro-s-a-spark-s:

Ok.

Someone went on Instagram to look at a picture of Joe giving a speech and typed the comment,

Fuck u Biden.

You know? I found Ronald Reagan to be a reprehensible fuckwad, but I can honestly say, if he had an Instagram and I had an Instagram, not only would I never follow him on Instagram, I would not GO on Instagram just to explicitly say to the intern running Ronald Reagan’s Instagram,

Fuck u Reagan.

Because not only would I feel pretty embarrassed in front of the bazillion people who follow him and realize the only cogent thing I could say was,

Fuck u Reagan.

But because he was still the POTUS and it’s pretty disrespectful to shout into the ether about hating Ronald Reagan.

Sit in front of the TV while he is giving a speech and shout at him? Yeah.

But actually go out, in public, and yell so everyone could see my command of using a cuss word and inability to fully spell the word ‘you’? Nope.

Like really.

I saw that comment too and had the same thoughts. Also, all the comments on his IG are archived by the WH.gov, so good luck with that.

queen-of-evrything

mattgorman asked:

Benedict Cumberbatch

queen-of-evrything answered:

I’m so mad rn!!!!

Be Alone- Childish Gambino
Echo- Trapt (not sorry bout it)
Night Sky- CHVRCHES
Everything Is Everything- Lauryn Hill
Duke of Earl- Gene Chandler
If You’re Into It- Flight of the Conchords
Catalyst- Anna Nalick
Tears On My Pillow- Sha-Na-Na
Cannonball- The Breeders
Up The Wolves- the Mountain Goats
Mo Money Mo Problems- Notorious B.I.G
Beating Heart Baby- Head Automatica
Easily Aroused- Portastatic
Rock With You- Michael Jackson
Backstreet Freestyle- Kendrick Lamar
Adore You- Miley Cyrus
Trees Get Wheeled Away- Bright Eyes
Carrying Cathy- Ben Folds
Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift

That took forever!!!!

I’m all about the Rock With You -> Backseat Freestyle section.

hat-tee
hat-tee:

halleberiberi:

thelandofmaps:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken [1005x703]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

The fuck.

I didn’t realize until I was in college that people don’t learn about Mr. MIMAL. People looked at me like I had eight heads when I first talked about it.

MIMAL!Also Florida isn’t the only state that looks like a penis…

hat-tee:

halleberiberi:

thelandofmaps:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken [1005x703]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

The fuck.

I didn’t realize until I was in college that people don’t learn about Mr. MIMAL. People looked at me like I had eight heads when I first talked about it.

MIMAL!

Also Florida isn’t the only state that looks like a penis…

kelsium

kelsium:

I always wonder what my Craigslist Missed Connections would look like if they existed. “SAW YOU THREATENING AN UNRIPE AVOCADO AT RALPH’S” “I WAS WALKING MY DOG, YOU WERE OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR APARTMENT STRUGGLING WITH YOUR MAILBOX KEY AND THEN YOU PUNCHED A FLOWER” “YOU PICKED UP AND PUT BACK THE SAME SWEATER WITH A PENGUIN ON IT FOUR TIMES AT TARGET ON TUESDAY. YOU DID NOT END UP BUYING IT, BUT MAYBE YOU WENT BACK FOR IT WHEN I WASN’T THERE I’M NOT SURE.”

"You were the guy with strong opinions about Prince"

note-a-bear

No disrespect to anybody but the next time I see someone comment on something by saying “Signal Boost”, I’m superkicking them, Shawn Michaels-style.

note-a-bear:

mattgorman:

davidkendall:

darthstripmaul:

dougieplaysbanjo:

redcloud:

Just thought I should reblog this to let everybody know about it….

give this post a signal boost it deserves

Boost the signal on this.

Reblogging for emphasis.

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES??

this won’t make your blog ugly

Follow policymic

davidkendall

No disrespect to anybody but the next time I see someone comment on something by saying “Signal Boost”, I’m superkicking them, Shawn Michaels-style.

davidkendall:

darthstripmaul:

dougieplaysbanjo:

redcloud:

Just thought I should reblog this to let everybody know about it….

give this post a signal boost it deserves

Boost the signal on this.

Reblogging for emphasis.

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES??