A one-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind
I forgot how fun volleyball is to watch

Thanks NBCSportsNetwork.

Are Paula and James Deen related?

Sonething makes me think this isn’t out of the realm of possibility.

So apparently Hannibal is a show about Renly Baratheon

And his relationship with Dr. Lector.

And dogs?

Jesus

abloodymess:

Can I get a minute to breath!?

I blinked and missed that last goal

Wait there are people writing actual ~cultural criticism~ about Kidz Bop?

I thought people were just laughing because it’s funny?

I guess I don’t really care enough either way to check into this.

A complete list of celebrities that haven’t done anything shitty in the past week

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keeningbeansidhe:

I don’t think I have a savior complex, but I was told repeatedly as a child by Smokey Bear “only YOU can prevent forest fires,” and I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if that didn’t get filed away in some part of my brain for later.

Q: What kind of person calls a restaurant they ate at a month ago to see if they can check on their receipt because they didn’t save their copy?

A: Someone who “was in the restaurant industry for 25 years”.

I think I’m addicted to sleep

Evert time I wake up I just want to sleep.

Some lady just complained that her lettuce was too salty

I… I don’t even know anymore.

Beer-battered rainbow trout

Beer-battered rainbow trout

My reactions to Yeezus in Kanye West samples

“What in the fuck was that, Kanye?”

“Chill…”

“I don’t even know what that means…”

soulbrotherv2:

On this date, June 14, in 1970, Cheryl Adrienne Brown wins the Miss Iowa pageant and becomes the first African American to compete in the Miss America beauty pageant.

Cheryl Brown Hollingsworth, now of Lithonia, Ga., is married and the mother of two married children. She hopes to be in Davenport for tonight’s pageant.
Thirty years ago a pretty and talented ballet dancer from Iowa set the international press spinning when she became the first-ever African-American contestant in the Miss America Pageant in Atlantic City, N.J.
The fact that she came from a conservative Midwestern state like Iowa was doubly astounding to those who were reporting on the pageant, and she drew attention not only from newspaper and magazine writers around the world but from the security forces in Atlantic City, who were quite visible during rehearsals in Convention Hall.  [Continue reading.]



Iowa has a long history of firsts regarding gender and race (the U of I was the first state university to accept students regardless of race and gender, in 1847) so excuse me if I chuckle every time it’s characterized as “conservative” (even by fellow Iowans). Anyway, I wasn’t aware of this and she is lovely.

soulbrotherv2:

On this date, June 14, in 1970, Cheryl Adrienne Brown wins the Miss Iowa pageant and becomes the first African American to compete in the Miss America beauty pageant.

Cheryl Brown Hollingsworth, now of Lithonia, Ga., is married and the mother of two married children. She hopes to be in Davenport for tonight’s pageant.

Thirty years ago a pretty and talented ballet dancer from Iowa set the international press spinning when she became the first-ever African-American contestant in the Miss America Pageant in Atlantic City, N.J.

The fact that she came from a conservative Midwestern state like Iowa was doubly astounding to those who were reporting on the pageant, and she drew attention not only from newspaper and magazine writers around the world but from the security forces in Atlantic City, who were quite visible during rehearsals in Convention Hall.  [Continue reading.]

Iowa has a long history of firsts regarding gender and race (the U of I was the first state university to accept students regardless of race and gender, in 1847) so excuse me if I chuckle every time it’s characterized as “conservative” (even by fellow Iowans). Anyway, I wasn’t aware of this and she is lovely.

ryanhatesthis:

Yes, it actually links to the page for God.

Except it’s Patton Oswalt and Dan Harmon

Except it’s Patton Oswalt and Dan Harmon