I have a theory that the internet is like alcohol. People have this false notion that being drunk somehow gives them a pass to be an asshole, but the truth is, if you’re an asshole when you’re drunk, it’s not because you’re drunk. It’s because you’re an asshole.

j0e:

Ausum grahammers, lady.

She spelled Amurrca wrong.

sparkleneelysparkle:

but right now i am just disappointed in people…in Americans. when did we become so selfish? i know i talk about how i hate people all the time and my general tone would lead you to believe that i dont really have faith in basic human decency but…between repeatedly denying all those people who love one another to get married and spend their lives together and now this bullshit with abortion and health care? who are these people who are barring these rights from their fellow citizens?

i mean, FUCK!

Actually, America has quite a rich history of denying rights to their fellow citizens. It’s not that we’ve become more selfish, it’s that (hopefully) we’re slowly becoming less selfish.

Cat Power - (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

Today seems like a good day to listen to Cat Power and be sad about stuff.

It all makes sense now.

I think I’m gonna jump on the Purdue bandwagon

three50eight:

I hear ya @mattgorman, I also need a puppy in my life

This puppy shares my sadness.

9 wins is still a good season.

Okay, that one was actually a good call.

I need a puppy right now.

Blargh.

afghanibanani:

Zhen Zhen

This is so cute it almost soothes my overwhelming anxiety right now.

This is bad

Jurassic 5 ft. Nelly Furtado - Thin Line